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Windows & Mac Startsound

Der Windows- und Mac-Startsound kommt nicht überall gut an, wie in diesem Clip - aufgenommen in einer Bücherei - zu sehen ist.

2.9.06 13:17


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Dort dann die Adresse der gewünschten Website eingeben! ;-)
2.9.06 22:27

Kirk & Spock

In diesem Fan-Clip wird die Beziehung zwischen Spock und Kirk genauer beleuchtet mit musikalischer Unterstützung von NIN's "Closer".

3.9.06 19:32

CD prank :-)


Paris Hilton targeted in CD prank

Hundreds of Paris Hilton albums have been tampered with in the latest stunt by "guerrilla artist" Banksy.

Banksy has replaced Hilton's CD with his own remixes and given them titles such as Why am I Famous?, What Have I Done? and What Am I For?

He has also changed pictures of her on the CD sleeve to show the US socialite topless and with a dog's head.

A spokeswoman for Banksy said he had doctored 500 copies of her debut album Paris in 48 record shops across the UK.

She told the BBC News website: "He switched the CDs in store, so he took the old ones out and put his version in."

But he left the original barcode so people could buy the CD without realising it had been interfered with.

Banksy is notorious for his secretive and subversive stunts such as sneaking doctored versions of classic paintings into major art galleries.

His spokeswoman said he had tampered with the CDs in branches of HMV and Virgin as well as independent record stores.

He visited cities including Bristol, Brighton, Birmingham, Newcastle, Glasgow and London, she added.

A spokesman for HMV said the chain had recovered seven CDs from two Brighton shops but was unaware that other locations were affected.

Artistic leeway

No customers had complained or returned a doctored version, he said.

"It's not the type of behaviour you'd want to see happening very often," he said.

"I guess you can give an individual such as Banksy a little bit of leeway for his own particular brand of artistic engagement.

"Often people might have a view on something but feel they can't always express it, but it's down to the likes of Banksy to say often what people think about things.

"And it might be that there will be some people who agree with his views on the Paris Hilton album."

A spokesman for Virgin Megastores said staff were searching for affected CDs but it was proving hard to find them all.

"I have to take my hat off - it's a very good stunt," he added.

And here you can watch it: Banksy doing it!
4.9.06 00:00

A few jokes

A bloke walks into a his mates fancy
dress party, wearing normal clothes
and his girlfriend on his back...

"What have you come as?" asks the bemused host.
"I'm a tortoise" says the bloke. "This",
he says pointing to his girlfriend, "Is Michelle."


Did you hear about the new line of Elvis Presley-themed steakhouses?

They will be for people who love meat tender.


One time an electrician came home drunk at four o'clock in the morning. "Wire you insulate?" his wife scolded.

"Watts it to you?" he snapped. "I'm ohm, ain't I?"


What did one teddy bear say to the other teddy bear when he offered him some dessert?

No thanks, I'm stuffed.


It's strange, isn't it. You stand in the middle of a library and go aaaaagghhhh' and everyone just stares at you. But you do the same thing on an aeroplane, and everyone joins in.


Reporter: What do you think of Western Civilisation?

Mahatma Ghandi: I think it would be a good idea.


Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ammonia who?
Ammonia a little boy who can't reach the doorbell!


Man walks into the bedroom with a sheep under his arm, his wife is lying in bed reading.
Man says, "This is the pig I have sex with when you've got a headache."
Wife replies, "I think you'll find, that's a sheep."
Man replies, "I think you'll find I was talking to the sheep."


"Doctor, Doctor I can't stop singing The Green, Green Grass of Home"
"That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome."
"Is it common?"
"It's not unusual."


A man walks into a pub and sees a free chair, he turns to the guy at the table and asks if anyone is sitting there…

“Take a seat my friend” replies the guy at the table.

“Let me buy you a drink” Says the guy as he sits down,

“There’s no need to buy me a drink” replies the first man.

The pair continue to argue until eventually they start getting the rounds in. Just as last orders are called the first guy turns to his new found friend and asks him if he wants to go to his place for a night cap.

“My car's outside” says the man. “Let’s go to mine” replies the first man, as he stands up and falls face down on the pub table, subsequently breaking his nose.

“Your hammered” says his new found friend.

“Let’s get to the car” replies the first man, blood pouring from his nose.

They take a few more steps and the man falls again, this time smashing the side of his head off the car park kerb.

“You've had one too many” replies the new found friend as he helps the man into his car, who is now absolutely covered in blood.

They arrive outside the first man's house and as he opens the door he falls straight into the road, this time breaking his arm as he falls.

The new found friend looks at the man and is panicked by the state of him, so he helps him to his front door. Whilst standing at the door, holding the man upright, the new found friend says “Your wife is going to be furious, you are absolutely plastered, so I’ll just put the key in for you and we’ll call it a night”

“Ok, thanks mate” replies the original man.

The next morning the original man is woken by his wife, she says “Blimey you must have been plastered last night, look at the state of you” “It’s only a few scratches” replies the man.

“I didn’t mean your face” she replies………..



A blonde walked into a doctor's office with two burnt ears. The doctor asked her, "What happened to your ear?" The blonde replied, "I was ironing and the phone rang, so instead of picking up the phone, I picked up the iron and put it to my ear.

Still not satisfied, the doctor asked, "Well, what happened to the other ear?"
"The sucker called again!"


A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small town called Weipa. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting: "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the colour of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person. Because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general, and all in the name of humour!"
The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologise, and the blonde
yells, "You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little prick on your knee."


A turkey was standing in a field chatting to a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of yonder tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy."

"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. They're packed with nutrients."

The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night he was proudly perched at the top of the tree. Whereupon he was spotted by a farmer who dashed into the farmhouse, emerged with a shotgun, and shot the turkey right out of the tree.

Moral of the Story: Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.


David Hasslehoff walks into a bar and says to the barman, "From now on I want to be known as David Hoff," and the barman says, "Sure David, no Hassle..."

6.9.06 02:06

Bush Beatboxing

Watch George W. Bush beatboxing here.
13.9.06 00:06

Pepe Reina - embarassing goal

13.9.06 01:21

Eindrucksvoller Kartentrick

Cyril Takayama's ULTIMATE card through window

14.9.06 23:13

Embarrassing pet costumes

Schaut euch hier peinliche Verkleidungen für Tiere an. Bitte auch den Text lesen; ist ganz unterhaltsam geschrieben.
14.9.06 23:46

BMX clip

Wer etwas Zeit hat (-> etwa 40 Minuten) und ein cooles BMX-Video ansehen will, sollte diesen Google Video-Link anklicken. Diese Jungs haben es wirklich drauf.
15.9.06 03:00

Materazzi Training

Watch it here. ;-)
16.9.06 01:24

World's most expensive MP3 player

Wer sich einen MP3-Player zulegen will, den nicht jeder hat, sollte mal hier klicken.
18.9.06 23:46

Äh, äh, äh, ...

22.9.06 00:40


23.9.06 22:09

Giant Girl Doll

23.9.06 22:30

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